Welcome to the RoofHorse LLC Headquarters/Panamanian Tax Haven

The Documents have already been shredded

What this is

A simple page put together using HTML

What We Do

• Book Cookin'
1. proof of funds
2. 501c3 write offs
3. Presidential Crypto Coins
• Boot Scootin'
• Specially Calibrated Blood Alcohol Testing Devices

Where to find the staff

TikTok (too dangerous for Americans)

Instagram (content endorsed by Mark Zuckerberg and Meta)

BlueSky (All posts created under the influence of Ambien)

Xiaohongshu (The evil America will fall under the immortal glory of the Communist Party)

Margarine